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¿Preguntas?   Chloe. Nineteen. UIUC.

"What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything. -Vincent Van Gogh"
— 2 hours ago with 440 notes
fuckyeah1990s:

uniporndreams:

I defined the 90’s (at the agro crag)

This photo is pretty 90s, thanks for sharing

fuckyeah1990s:

uniporndreams:

I defined the 90’s (at the agro crag)

This photo is pretty 90s, thanks for sharing

— 3 days ago with 843 notes

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(Source: xaviary, via cumberbitchy)

— 3 days ago with 249638 notes
my favorite dysfunctional couple. 

my favorite dysfunctional couple. 

(via sincerelybren)

— 3 days ago with 557432 notes
"One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives."
Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" {Hunting Season – 28 copies left} (via lightofmylife-lolita)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via sincerelybren)

— 3 days ago with 531402 notes
Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell from Funny Or Die

funnyordie:

Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

Mary Poppins (Kristen Bell) is working for minimum wage, and really needs a raise.

— 3 days ago with 3675 notes

organicdarren:

I Can Lift A Car - Walk the Moon

— 4 days ago with 716 notes
"I swear to every heaven ever imagined,
if I hear one more dead-eyed hipster
tell me that art is dead, I will personally summon Shakespeare
from the grave so he can tell them every reason
why he wishes he were born in a time where
he could have a damn Gmail account.
The day after I taught my mother
how to send pictures over Iphone she texted
me a blurry image of our cocker spaniel ten times in a row.
Don’t you dare try to tell me that that is not beautiful.
But whatever, go ahead and choose to stay in
your backwards-hoping-all-inclusive club
while the rest of us fall in love over Skype.
Send angry letters to state representatives,
as we record the years first sunrise so
we can remember what beginning feels like when
we are inches away from the trigger.
Lock yourself away in your Antoinette castle
while eat cake and tweet to the whole universe that we did.
Hashtag you’re a pretentious ass hole.
Van Gogh would have taken 20 selflies a day.
Sylvia Plath would have texted her lovers
nothing but heart eyed emojis when she ran out of words.
Andy Warhol would have had the worlds weirdest Vine account,
and we all would have checked it every morning while we
Snap Chat our coffee orders to the people
we wish were pressed against our lips instead of lattes.
This life is spilling over with 85 year olds
rewatching JFK’s assassination and
7 year olds teaching themselves guitar over Youtube videos.
Never again do I have to be afraid of forgetting
what my fathers voice sounds like.
No longer must we sneak into our families phonebook
to look up an eating disorder hotline for our best friend.
No more must I wonder what people in Australia sound like
or how grasshoppers procreate.
I will gleefully continue to take pictures of tulips
in public parks on my cellphone
and you will continue to scoff and that is okay.
But I hope, I pray, that one day you will realize how blessed
you are to be alive in a moment where you can google search
how to say I love you in 164 different languages."
— 4 days ago with 119916 notes